Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!
What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
Only the High school!
Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!
Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries,
what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to
come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!